That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.
'It's weird because I've grown up looking at tabloids in the market, like you go into the store and like, you know… like Brad and Angelina and all that, it's like… I can't believe I'm one of those people now.” (x)
like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey
Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.